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Vintage Red Rotary Phone Card gives your retiring coworker a laugh with a classic red phone and the line “it's not your problem anymore.”
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Vintage Red Rotary Phone Card shows “Hear that?” and “Sounds like... it's not your problem anymore.” in a playful sign-off. The line gives a laugh to anyone who knows the endless office calls, and it's made for coworkers ready to hang up their work phone for good.
Note: the stickers shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The design in detail
A classic red rotary phone sits at the center of the card, its handset resting on gold cradle arms. A curly red cord loops down the left side, and two small rings curve out from the phone as if it is ringing. Beside the base, a potted plant with long orange leaves adds a warm touch. The lettering below is set in a deep red serif for “Hear that?” and a black sans for the joke, with “Happy Retirement” in red script.
When it gets used
Your coworker will notice the phone first, then read the joke and smile. Use this card when you want a light, funny message that still feels personal. It fits neatly into a farewell card circulating at the office, or a note slipped into a gift bag on the last day.
Good occasions
This card is a natural pick for a retirement party or a farewell lunch. It also works well for a last day at the desk, when everyone is signing a card and you want your message to stand out. The natural colorway keeps it simple for any office setting.
- What does the phone joke on this card mean?
- The printed words “Hear that?” lead into “Sounds like... it's not your problem anymore.” It plays on the sound of a ringing office phone. The joke says the calls, complaints and urgent problems now belong to someone else. It's a light way to celebrate a coworker leaving the job.
- Who will enjoy this vintage phone card most?
- Coworkers who spent years answering calls, handling customer issues or being the go-to person for every problem will get the joke right away. It's also a good match for anyone who loves old-fashioned phone imagery, since the red rotary phone with gold trim is the focus of the design.
- What occasions suit this retirement card?
- A retirement party, a last day in the office or a farewell card passed around the team all suit this card. You can also tuck it into a small gift for a coworker who is leaving. The phone humor makes it a good fit for anyone known for handling the office calls.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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