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Vintage Definition Card features a funny dictionary entry for hockey that defines it as sixty minutes of agony people love. Perfect for fans.
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Vintage Definition Card shows a printed dictionary entry for "HOCKEY" alongside its phonetic spelling, and the text delivers a punchline by defining the sport as approximately sixty minutes of agony that people actually look forward to. Sending this card acknowledges the shared passion for the game, and it was made for die-hard fans and coaches who appreciate the honest take on the experience.
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What the design shows
The artwork mimics a vintage dictionary page with a clean black border and serif typography set against a natural background. The main header reads "HOCKEY (noun)" followed by the pronunciation guide. The first definition lists the official rules regarding eleven players and hooked sticks, while the second definition humorously describes the emotional toll of watching a game. A footer line suggests related terms like Coprolalia and Slap Shot to emphasize the intensity of the sport.
Who it was made for
This Vintage Definition Card suits hockey enthusiasts who understand the specific blend of frustration and excitement that comes with the sport. You might send this to a coach after a season or to a player celebrating a birthday to acknowledge their dedication. It captures the everyday reality of fans who find joy in the chaos of the rink.
- What does the second definition of hockey mean on this card?
- The second definition humorously describes hockey as approximately sixty minutes of swearing, agony, and heartbreak that people look forward to. This contrasts with the formal first definition to highlight the intense emotional investment fans have in the game despite the hardships involved.
- Who specifically gets the reference to coprolalia on this design?
- People familiar with the term coprolalia recognize it as a medical condition involving involuntary swearing, which connects to the second definition's mention of agony and heartbreak. This detail appeals to serious hockey fans who understand the visceral reactions players and spectators often have during high-stakes games.
- What are good occasions to give this specific hockey definition card?
- This card works well for hockey birthdays, end-of-season thank yous to coaches, or as a general gift for a teammate. It is particularly effective when you want to celebrate someone's love for the sport with a design that validates the difficult but rewarding nature of playing or watching ice hockey.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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