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Thanks Bitch Card brings a sarcastic thank you with cut-out ransom note letters and a pink lip print for the friend who helped you out.
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Thanks Bitch Card shows “Thanks Bitch” cut from black and white letters, pasted across a soft pink background with a bold pink kiss mark below. The words are the joke, and the collage style makes the sarcasm feel deliberate and a little mischievous, the way you might sign a thank you to someone who saved your day.
Note: the stickers shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The print at a glance
The main subject is the ransom note lettering, with each letter cut from a different black, gray or white block and set slightly out of line. The letters spell “Thanks Bitch” in two rows, so the wording reads like a note pieced together from a magazine. Below the wording, a hot pink lip print with a soft texture sits centered on the card, a playful nod to flirty sass.
Around the edges, thin pink borders frame the panel, and curled pink flourishes sit in each corner. Small pink hearts and tiny sparkles float near the top and bottom, which keeps the print sweet even though the words are blunt. The pale pink background ties the whole design together, so the black lettering pops without feeling harsh.
The style pulls from the look of cut-out collage lettering, paired with a girly, decorative frame. That mix is what makes the card feel like a friend's inside joke rather than a standard thank you.
Who it is for
This card suits the friend who will laugh at a sharp line, the one who has helped you through a rough week and would roll their eyes at a sappy message. You can picture it going to a best friend, a roommate or a sibling who showed up when it counted.
It also works for a coworker who covered a deadline or a neighbor who watered your plants while you were away. Anyone who appreciates sarcasm and pink décor will recognize the humor right away.
Occasions to use it
Use this card to say thanks after a favor that saved your day, like a ride to the airport or a spare shift covered. It works well for birthdays and holidays when you want to acknowledge a friend who keeps you going.
You can also slip it in with a small treat, a coffee or a bottle of wine, for a laugh that feels personal. It is available as a greeting card in a natural color option.
- What does the ransom note lettering add?
- The cut-out letters make “Thanks Bitch” look like a note pieced together from a magazine. That collage style is a retro nod to ransom notes, and it turns a blunt phrase into a visual joke. The mismatched black and white blocks give the wording texture, so the sarcasm reads as playful rather than harsh.
- Who gets the joke on this card?
- Friends who enjoy dry, sarcastic humor will get it fastest. It suits someone who has helped you out and would prefer a laugh over a sentimental speech. The pink lip print and pink frame soften the bite, so it also works for someone who likes a girly, cheeky style.
- When is this card a good pick?
- Choose it after a favor that deserves a playful thank you, such as a ride, a covered shift or a late night of help. It also fits birthdays and holidays for a close friend or coworker. Pair it with a small treat for a personal touch that keeps the humor front and center.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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