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Surprised Chicken Portrait Card sends a wide-eyed hen with a playful pun to someone you are thinking about today.
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Surprised Chicken Portrait Card shows a wide-eyed white hen staring straight out, with JUST CHICKEN IN ON YOU stacked across the top in bold yellow and gray letters. The pun plays on being just a chicken in on something, so the joke lands with a grin. It was made for the friend or partner who needs a little silliness in their inbox.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The artwork explained
The hen fills the lower right of the card, leaning in with a bright orange beak and a tall red comb. Its eyes are enormous and round, which gives it that startled look that makes people laugh first. The feathers are soft and white, shaded in warm amber tones against a wooden backdrop with a glowing light on the right edge. The printed words stack in three lines: JUST CHICKEN IN ON YOU, with CHICKEN and YOU set in larger type. The lettering is blocky and confident, so it reads quickly even from across a room. Together the hen and the words make a single picture of a bird who has just heard the news and cannot believe it.
Who it suits best
People who love a good groan will notice the pun first, then the hen's expression. It suits friends who trade silly texts, partners with a shared sense of humor, and coworkers who enjoy a light touch. You might send it to someone who keeps you laughing during long calls or to a family member who always has a comeback. The joke works best with people who know you well enough to be in on it.
When it fits
This card is a natural pick for a birthday surprise, when a little humor carries the warmth. It also works for a just-because hello after a quiet stretch, or as a pick-me-up for someone having a tough week. Slip it into a care package, tuck it on a desk, or hand it over when you want to check in without making a big speech. The greeting card style is ready to sign and send.
- What does JUST CHICKEN IN ON YOU mean?
- JUST CHICKEN IN ON YOU is a pun on being in on a secret or a plan, with chicken playing on the bird in the picture. The joke works as a playful way to say you are part of someone's circle and thinking of them. Anyone who enjoys wordplay will get it at once, and the startled hen makes the message even funnier.
- Who will get the most out of this hen?
- Friends and partners who enjoy goofy humor will get the most out of this surprised hen. It is also a good match for coworkers and family members who like a light laugh. The wide-eyed expression reads as shock or delight, so it suits anyone who appreciates a bit of silliness in an otherwise ordinary day.
- What occasions suit this thinking of you card?
- This thinking of you card suits birthdays, just-because check-ins, and moments when someone needs a lift after a rough week. It also works well when you are catching up with an old friend or reconnecting after a long gap. Because the joke is quick to read, it fits a short note as well as a longer message.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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