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Sunshine Rainbows Card pairs a bright painted sun and rainbow with a cheeky line that tells cancer where to go, for friends who laugh through tough days.
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Sunshine Rainbows Card shows a bright yellow sun and a painted rainbow, and the words beneath say cancer gets a big kick in the penis. The rude line gives the cheerful pictures a sharp edge, and it tells the reader that you are willing to laugh at something frightening. It is made for someone who can take a joke about a hard thing and who would rather be cheered up than handled gently.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Artwork and lettering
A warm yellow sun sits in the upper half of the card, its rays drawn in loose, hand-painted strokes. The word SUNSHINE is set in the middle of the sun in black capitals, so the sun reads as a label as well as a picture. Below it a rainbow arcs across the page in red, orange, yellow, green and blue bands that fade softly at the edges. The line FOR YOU sits above the sun in a looser handwritten style, and the lower text is set in plain, bold capitals that contrast with the playful drawings. Together the sun, the rainbow and the blunt message make a card that looks gentle at first glance and turns sharp on the second read.
Made for this crowd
People who get this card usually notice the sun and rainbow first, then the surprise of the bottom line. It fits friends who trade dark jokes, siblings who have always spoken bluntly, and coworkers who want to acknowledge a hard diagnosis without a solemn tone. Use this funny Sunshine Rainbows Card when the recipient would rather laugh about cancer than hear one more round of careful sympathy.
Moments it suits
This card suits the day someone starts chemotherapy, the week after a surgery, or the first visit home from a hospital stay. It also works as a mailed pick-me-up when a friend is between treatments and needs a reminder that people are thinking of them. Slip it into a care package with snacks and a book, and it becomes part of the bigger gift.
- What does the crude line on this card mean?
- The line CANCER GETS A BIG KICK IN THE PENIS is a deliberately rude way of saying cancer is an enemy worth mocking. It pairs with the bright sun and rainbow so the joke lands as defiance rather than cruelty. It suits someone who would rather meet a frightening illness with humor and a bit of swagger.
- Who will appreciate a Sunshine Rainbows Card most?
- It suits people who already joke about hard things and who would find overly gentle wording patronizing. A friend who has always been blunt, a sibling with dark humor, or a coworker who wants to acknowledge a diagnosis without solemnity will likely laugh and feel seen. The bright artwork softens the bluntness enough to keep it warm.
- Which occasions suit this card with the sun and rainbow?
- It works well when someone starts treatment, comes home after surgery, or finishes a hard round of chemo. It also fits a mailed pick-me-up on a quiet week. Tuck it into a care package with snacks, and the sun and rainbow give the gift a hopeful tone.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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