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Script Scalloped Border Friendship Card Celebrates Office

Script Scalloped Border Friendship Card features text about potty mouths making coworkers into friends, perfect for retirement or office gifts.

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Blank inside — write your own noteKraft envelope includedFolded 5 × 7 in · Premium 350 gsm cardstock
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Script Scalloped Border Friendship Card shows the phrase A JOB MADE US Coworkers BUT OUR POTTY MOUTHS AND INAPPROPRIATE CONVERSATIONS MADE US Friends, and this design admits that shared bad language is the true foundation of office bonds. Holding it acknowledges the secret alliance formed over gossip, and anyone who has survived a difficult boss knows exactly who this was made for.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

The design piece by piece

A delicate green line forms a scalloped frame around the central message on this cream background. The word Coworkers appears in bold black script above a tiny pink heart, while Friends mirrors that style at the bottom to balance the composition. Smaller block letters fill the space between these key terms to deliver the punchline about potty mouths. This visual hierarchy emphasizes the transition from professional obligation to personal connection. The combination of elegant framing and cheeky text captures the duality of modern work life perfectly.

Everyday moments

Coworkers notice the specific reference to inappropriate conversations immediately upon opening this envelope. The Script Scalloped Border Friendship Card becomes a token of solidarity when sent before a final shift or last meeting. It transforms a mundane exchange into a celebration of shared survival tactics. You might slip this into a lunchbox or leave it on a desk as a quiet nod to your partnership. Retirement parties and farewell lunches are ideal times to present this tribute to the person who understands your jokes without explanation.

What does the phrase about potty mouths actually mean in this context?
It refers to the candid, unfiltered complaints and gossip that usually happen behind closed doors or in break rooms. Professional settings require polite behavior, so sharing honest frustrations creates an instant bond. This card celebrates that specific type of communication as the glue holding the friendship together.
Who specifically gets the most out of receiving this particular design?
People who have worked alongside someone for years and developed a dark sense of humor together. It suits those who prefer blunt honesty over corporate pleasantries and view their best friends as the people they complain to daily. If you laugh at your own workplace struggles, this is the card for you.
When is the best time to give this as a gift to a colleague?
While retirement is a primary occasion, it fits any moment marking a career milestone or departure. It also works as a spontaneous thank-you for being a supportive partner during a stressful project. Basically, whenever you want to acknowledge that your relationship went beyond simple professionalism, this timing is perfect.
  • Premium 350 gsm cardstock
  • Full-color print on demand (front)
  • Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Printed to order
  • Paper weight: 350 g/m²
Size guide: folded card 5 × 7 in with kraft envelope

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