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Rude Engagement Card with a censored joke, a bold black headline and a pink diamond ring to celebrate your cheeky friends getting engaged.
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Rude Engagement Card shows a bold black ENGAGEMENT headline, and the pink script word beneath it is partly hidden by a censored label, so the joke is left for the reader to finish. It is a cheeky way to say congrats, and the censor bar does the rest. It is made for friends who would rather laugh with the happy couple than give a stiff, polite wish.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
How the design is put together
The headline runs across the top in thick black capitals, with the word ENGAGEMENT set tight and bold so it reads from across a room. Over the lower part of it sits a pink script word that trails off into a little censored tag, a small black bar with the word CENSORED printed on it. The contrast of pink against black gives the front a lively, pop-style feel. Below the lettering, a yellow ring with a pink faceted diamond sits in the middle of the card, with short sparkle lines around the stone. The ring is simple and bold, so it stays clear even at a glance. Along the bottom right, the line ...CONGRATS! finishes the picture in a plain, friendly style. Everything is kept clean and open on a white background, so the lettering and the ring carry the whole joke.
Who will enjoy it
You will find this card suits friends who enjoy a rude laugh with their good news. Engaged couples with a sense of humor will notice the censored word first, then grin at the diamond ring. It also works for family members who like teasing a sibling or cousin about their big moment. Coworkers who are close enough to swap cheeky jokes will get a kick out of it on the desk. Anyone who appreciates a rude engagement card will know exactly why the word is covered, so it lands best with people who share that humor.
For gifting
You can give this card at an engagement party, slipping it onto the table with the other cards so it gets noticed. It is also a good pick for a bachelor or bachelorette night, where the crowd will enjoy spotting the censored word together. Send it through the post once the ring is on show, or tuck it inside a wedding shower gift for a bit of extra fun. Give it to the couple before the big day, and let them pass it around the room.
- What does the censored word on this card suggest?
- The pink script word is partly hidden behind a small black censor bar, so the joke invites you to fill in the blank. The rude word is left to your imagination, which is part of the fun. Anyone who knows the usual cheeky humor around engagements will guess it at once and laugh.
- Who will appreciate this rude engagement card most?
- This card suits friends, siblings and coworkers who enjoy a rude laugh with their good news. Engaged couples with a playful sense of humor often love it, since the censored word and the diamond ring make an easy joke. It is a good fit for anyone who would rather tease the happy couple than offer a stiff, polite wish.
- When is this card a good choice to give?
- Give it at an engagement party, a bachelor or bachelorette night, or a wedding shower where the crowd can spot the censored word together. It also works well sent by post once the ring is shown off. Tuck it into a gift for a bit of extra cheek, and let the couple pass it around the room.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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