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Rainbow Swirl Bold New Job Card uses a vibrant psychedelic background and funny text to celebrate a coworker's new career move with humor.
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Rainbow Swirl Bold New Job Card shows bold black text over a psychedelic swirl and tells your colleague not to abandon the office. The joke plays on workplace loyalty before admitting you are happy for their promotion. This design is perfect for the friend who has been stuck in a tough job with you and wants to acknowledge the relief of their departure.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What is printed on it
Large, blocky letters spell out Please Don't Leave Us In This Shithole across the center of the print, set against a vibrant, spinning rainbow background. Below the main plea, a smaller caption clarifies the sentiment by adding I Mean Yay New Job, Congratulations! The typography is thick and high-contrast, ensuring the message stands out clearly against the busy, colorful swirls. This specific combination of bold lettering and retro-style graphics belongs to the genre of humorous workplace farewells. It captures the chaotic energy of a stressful office while delivering a sincere congratulatory message through satire.
Made for these people
Coworkers who have suffered through long shifts together will appreciate the honest admission about their current situation. Sending this Rainbow Swirl Bold New Job Card validates their struggle while celebrating their success. It is ideal for a group collection or a quick note left on a desk before they head out for the last time. The design suits anyone who needs a laugh to soften the reality of losing a team member.
- What does the phrase on the card actually mean?
- The phrase is a two-part joke that starts with a dramatic plea for the person to stay at a difficult job. It then immediately corrects itself to express genuine happiness about their new opportunity. The humor comes from the contrast between the blunt opening and the supportive closing statement, acknowledging that everyone knows the current workplace isn't great.
- Who is the best recipient for this specific design?
- This design is best suited for coworkers or friends who have experienced a challenging work environment alongside you. It requires a shared understanding of why the current job might be described negatively to land correctly. If the recipient hasn't worked in a tough setting, they may miss the context of the joke entirely.
- How should this card be used when giving a farewell gift?
- Use this card to inject levity into a potentially sad departure moment. It works well as part of a larger group gift or as a standalone token from a close work buddy. The bold visual style makes it suitable for display on a desk or bulletin board, serving as a lasting reminder of the team's dynamic.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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