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Poppin Bottles New Baby Card greets new parents with three pastel bottles and a playful line about feeding time they will smile at.
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Poppin Bottles New Baby Card shows three baby bottles in soft pastel shades, with a pink cap on the left, a green cap in the middle and a blue cap on the right. The printed words POPPIN BOTTLES sit beneath them in simple black lettering, and the joke is a playful nod to the pop of a bottle at feeding time. The line is short and easy to read, so anyone who has held a bottle at three in the morning will catch the reference right away.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Three bottles and a punchline
The bottles are drawn with soft outlines and a light shine on the glass, and they stand side by side on a faint shadow. The middle bottle is the tallest and carries a green nipple cap, while the others wear pink and blue. The printed lettering is thin and hand-drawn in feel, which keeps the card light and friendly. Each bottle sits at a slightly different height, giving the picture a small sense of motion as if they are ready for the next feed.
Made for the people who know feeding time
New parents will notice the bottles first and smile at the words second. Friends who have lived through late feeds and the search for a clean nipple will get the reference immediately. Use this card when a coworker welcomes a baby or when a cousin posts the first photo of a newborn. It also fits a pregnancy congratulations moment, when the family is still stocking up on bottles and the joke feels a little ahead of its time.
A gift idea that fits
Pair this card with a small set of bottles, a box of nipples or a warm burp cloth for a baby shower. You can also slip it into a gift bag with a onesie so the card is the first thing the parents see. Write a few lines about the first feeding you hope they enjoy, and let the joke carry the mood of the celebration.
- What does the printed line on this card mean?
- The line POPPIN BOTTLES plays on the sound a bottle makes when it pops open or when a lid is twisted off. It is a cheeky way to talk about the constant rhythm of feeding a newborn, and parents who have spent nights with a bottle will find it funny.
- Who will get the joke best?
- New parents, grandparents and close friends who have already lived through the bottle routine will get the joke fastest. Coworkers who have had a baby recently also tend to smile at the wordplay, since the reference is instantly familiar to anyone in the middle of feeding time.
- When is this card a good choice?
- This card suits a new baby celebration, a baby shower or a pregnancy congratulations moment. The three pastel bottles and the playful line feel light enough for a shower and warm enough for a hospital visit, so it fits many stages of welcoming a little one.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
$3.95 flat shipping per order, free on orders of $25 or more. Cards are printed to order: 2–4 business days to print and pack, then 3–5 business days in transit (5–9 business days in total). We ship within the United States only.
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