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Pole Dancing Unicorn Card brings a cheeky get well soon note, with a rainbow unicorn climbing a pole for a friend who needs a laugh.
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Pole Dancing Unicorn Card shows a cheeky get well soon note with a rainbow-maned unicorn gripping a pole. The printed words say “Get well soon” and “I don't know why you're poorly, but I'm telling everyone it was a POLE-DANCING accident.” The joke is that the recovery story gets a glitter-effect upgrade, which makes it a good fit for friends who love a laugh.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What the print says
A white unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail hangs onto a tall black pole in the center of the card. Its hooves grip the pole, and its horn catches the light at the top of its head. The rainbow colors run down the mane and into the tail, giving the cartoon animal a bright, playful look against the plain white background.
Above the unicorn, the words “Get well soon” appear in red script, followed by a typewriter-style message that explains the joke. The phrase “POLE-DANCING” stands out in bold black capitals, and the final word “accident” sits beneath the figure. Together the lettering and the drawing make the card easy to read at a glance and fun to pick up.
Who sees themselves in it
Friends who enjoy dark humor and silly pictures will notice the joke first, especially the bit about the pole. The unicorn itself gives the card a playful edge that suits someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. You can picture this card going to a coworker who loves ridiculous stories or a friend with a wicked sense of humor.
This pole dancing unicorn card works when someone is stuck at home after a procedure, or when a family member needs cheering up after a long hospital stay. It keeps the mood light without ignoring that they are unwell.
Meant as a gift
Send this card when a friend or relative is recovering from surgery, a fall or any other setback they would rather laugh about. It arrives at the right moment, when a silly picture can do more than a serious message.
Propped on a table or tucked into a get well basket, it gives the recipient something to smile at each time they glance over. It is a small lift that turns a difficult stretch into a shared joke.
- What is the joke on this unicorn card?
- The joke is that you don't know why your friend is poorly, but you are telling everyone it was a POLE-DANCING accident. The rainbow unicorn climbing a pole makes the cheeky story easy to picture, so the gag lands even before the reader finishes the printed line.
- Who will enjoy this pole dancing unicorn card most?
- Friends and coworkers with a playful sense of humor will enjoy it most. It suits people who laugh at silly cartoon animals and cheeky wordplay, especially someone recovering from surgery who would rather joke about the situation than dwell on it.
- When is this unicorn card a good choice?
- It is a good choice for a recovery from surgery, a hospital stay or a bad week at home. The rainbow unicorn and the cheeky message keep the mood light while still sending a get well wish to someone who needs cheering up.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
$3.95 flat shipping per order, free on orders of $25 or more. Cards are printed to order: 2–4 business days to print and pack, then 3–5 business days in transit (5–9 business days in total). We ship within the United States only.
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