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New Parent Coffee Card shows a weary stork delivering a baby, with a joke about sleeping in turning into a fairy tale.
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New Parent Coffee Card shows a stork looking worn out, with a bundled baby, a tag that says special delivery, and the line about sleeping in becoming a fairy tale. The joke is a gentle warning to someone about to trade quiet mornings for midnight feeds, and it is made for the friend who is ready to laugh before the chaos begins.
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The design piece by piece
The stork is the main subject, drawn with a rumpled white coat, a small blue cap tipped on its head, and a sleepy expression. It carries a baby wrapped in a blue blanket with white dots, and a pacifier sits in the little one's mouth. A paper tag hangs from the bundle with the words special delivery and a line about handling with caffeine. Near the bottom sit a baby bottle and a pair of blue booties, and the printed line sits on a soft cloud. Confetti in pastel shades scatters across the top under the title, which reads BABY SHOWER in bright letters.
Everyday moments
You will notice the tired stork first, then the tag, then the line about the fairy tale. Your friend will likely smile at the caffeine note and recognize the early morning life ahead. Slip this card into a baby shower gift or hand it over at a coffee date, and the moment turns into a little inside joke about the parent's new routine.
When you need a gift
This New Parent Coffee Card suits a baby shower, a gender reveal, or a welcome-baby visit after the birth. It also works as a note alongside a coffee or tea gift for a parent who will need the caffeine. The card is available in the Greeting Card style and the Natural color.
- What does the stork joke on this card mean?
- The joke says that sleeping in is about to become a fairy tale, meaning that lazy mornings will soon be a memory. The stork looks worn out from delivering the baby, and the tag about handling with caffeine adds a playful hint that the new parent will need coffee. It is a friendly warning that brings a laugh.
- Who will enjoy this card the most?
- This card suits a friend, sister, or coworker who is expecting a baby and already has a sense of humor about it. It also fits anyone who enjoys coffee and quick jokes. Parents who have been through the early months will likely laugh hardest at the caffeine tag and the fairy tale line.
- When is this stork card a good choice?
- Pick this card for a baby shower, a gender reveal, or a welcome-baby visit after the birth. It also works well tucked beside a coffee gift or a small treat for a new parent. The bright lettering and playful stork make it a cheerful note for any moment that celebrates the new arrival.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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