Mailed Dog Card: A Thinking Of You Joke Wrapped in Kraft Paper

Mailed Dog Card shows a sausage-shaped dog wrapped in brown kraft paper and tied with twine, and the printed words, in teal, say the card is meant to cheer you up while admitting that mailing a dog is frowned upon. It is a dry, deadpan joke that works best for friends who appreciate a little absurdity when they are feeling down.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

The design piece by piece

A dog with a long body and floppy ears is wrapped in crinkled brown paper, with folds sitting across its head and legs. Twine loops around the middle and ties in a small bow on the back, just like a parcel. The dog sits on a plain light background, so the brown paper stands out clearly. Above it, the teal lettering reads To cheer you up, I'm sending you this Thinking Of You card, as apparently, it's frowned upon to mail a dog. The pairing of a pet with postal wrapping makes the joke visible at a glance.

Everyday moments

You will notice the dog first, then the teal words, and then the small wink in the wording. Friends who love dogs or who have a sense of humor about mail tend to get the joke straight away. You might send it to someone recovering from a cold, a breakup, or a stressful week, and the line about mailing a dog gives them something to laugh about.

When you need a gift

This card suits a quick thank you, a get well note, or a thinking of you message when you cannot visit in person. Slip it into an envelope with a short handwritten line and let the dog do the talking. It is also a good choice for a dog lover who needs a laugh.