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Listen We'd All Card is a playful note for a coworker starting leave, with a pink tulip bouquet and a teasing message.
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Listen We'd All Card shows a cheeky message, and the words say you would all love a few months off, but this seems a bit extreme. It is a friendly tease that a coworker about to start maternity leave will recognize right away, and it gives your goodbye a laugh. The line is light enough to read aloud at a desk without anyone feeling awkward.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
A closer look at the print
The lettering runs down the center in bold black handwritten capitals, with the first lines set in a gentle stack. Two phrases are picked out in soft pink highlight, FEW MONTHS and MONTHS, so the eye moves to the joke about time away. Beneath the text sits a bouquet of pink tulips with pale green stems tied by a white ribbon, and small gold sparkles flick around the flowers. The final line, ENJOY YOUR MATERNITY LEAVE, is underlined, with pink under MATERNITY and green under LEAVE. The overall look is cheerful and clean, with the soft flowers balancing the teasing words. It belongs to the world of pregnancy send-offs and office goodbyes, where a little humor helps a big change feel lighter.
Who will love it
Colleagues who have shared the workload with a pregnant teammate will notice the joke first, since it speaks to the strain of covering a desk. The card suits a manager signing a group card, a friend in the same office, or a team lead who knows how the handover will go. You might write it in the moment someone announces the date, or slip it into the envelope on the last day. It is a good fit for people who enjoy a dry tease over a sappy message.
Occasions and picks
The card is a natural fit for a maternity leave goodbye, a baby shower, or the week before someone starts leave. It also works for a new baby celebration when the group wants to keep things playful. Choose the Greeting Card style, which comes in a natural color, and let the tulips and highlighted words do the work. A small note added below the printed joke can make it feel personal.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The joke says that everyone would like a few months off work, but a long maternity leave seems a bit extreme. It is a playful tease aimed at a coworker who is about to go on leave, so the laugh comes from the gap between wanting time off and the real workload that gets handed over. The message ends by wishing her a good leave.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- This card suits a coworker who is starting maternity leave, especially someone who enjoys a dry sense of humor. It also fits teammates, managers, or friends who worked alongside her and will feel the change at the desk. Because the joke is light, it works in a group card as well as a single signed note.
- What occasions work well with this card?
- It works best as a maternity leave goodbye, a baby shower card, or a send-off on the last day before leave. It can also be used for a new baby celebration when the group wants a playful message. Pair it with a small treat or a note in your own words so the pink tulips and teasing joke feel personal.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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