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Kissing Fish Hearts Wedding Card for New Marriages

Kissing Fish Hearts Wedding Card celebrates new marriages with a cute illustration of kissing fish and the humorous text Two less fish in the sea.

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Blank inside — write your own noteKraft envelope includedFolded 5 × 7 in · Premium 350 gsm cardstock
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Kissing Fish Hearts Wedding Card shows two cartoon fish kissing inside a white heart outline with the text Two less fish in the sea. The phrase plays on the classic dating idiom to celebrate finding your partner. It is a lighthearted way to say you are settled down, and it was made for couples who love aquatic puns.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

A closer look at the print

Two stylized fish face each other in the center of the card, their lips meeting in a sweet pucker while bubbles rise between them. They are framed by a large, sketchy white heart that dominates the middle space against a pale pink background. Scattered around the top and bottom are numerous purple hearts drawn in simple outlines. The caption Two less fish in the sea sits directly beneath the ing pair in a casual purple font. This artwork captures a moment of romantic commitment through a lens of playful marine biology and dating humor.

Who will love it

Guests at a beachside wedding or aquarium lovers will notice the clever wordplay first. A Kissing Fish Hearts Wedding Card is perfect for handing to the bride and groom during the reception to keep the mood light. It fits naturally into the everyday ritual of exchanging cards after the ceremony. This design is also an excellent choice for a shower gift where the honoree prefers funny messages over traditional poetry.

What does the printed phrase mean?
The phrase Two less fish in the sea is a playful twist on the common saying about not wanting to be just another fish in the ocean. It humorously suggests that the couple has found their specific match and no longer wants to swim alone in the vast world of dating.
Who gets the reference to this design?
This design suits people who enjoy punny humor and aquatic themes. It appeals to anyone who appreciates a clever wordplay on dating culture rather than traditional romantic sentiments. If your friend laughs at witty jokes about relationships, they will recognize this specific joke immediately.
What occasions is this card suitable for?
You can use this greeting card for a wedding, engagement, or honeymoon celebration. It works well as a congratulations gift for newlyweds who prefer funny over formal stationery. Pairing it with a nautical-themed party favor enhances the underwater romance vibe for the happy couple.
  • Premium 350 gsm cardstock
  • Full-color print on demand (front)
  • Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Printed to order
  • Paper weight: 350 g/m²
Size guide: folded card 5 × 7 in with kraft envelope

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