1 / 3Green Five Stars Coworker Card for a Leaving Colleague
Green Five Stars Coworker Card displays a four-star rating graphic alongside bold text wishing a departing employee well with a laugh.
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Green Five Stars Coworker Card shows four yellow stars and the phrase "AMAZING COLLEAGUE BUT LOST A STAR FOR FUCKING OFF!" to deliver a cheeky farewell. The design uses a rating system joke to celebrate someone leaving while acknowledging their value. It is made for office friends who want to say goodbye with humor instead of sentimentality.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
A closer look at the print
The artwork mimics an online product review layout with a row of five stars across the upper center. Four of these stars are colored a bright golden yellow, while the fifth star on the far right is left as a white outline, visually representing a four-out-of-five rating. Beneath this graphic, the text is printed in tall, condensed black capital letters that read "AMAZING COLLEAGUE BUT LOST A STAR FOR FUCKING OFF!". A thin, wavy black line forms a decorative frame around the edges, giving the card a slightly formal yet ironic appearance. This combination of polite border styling and blunt text creates a distinct contrast that defines the humor of the piece.
Who will love it
The Green Five Stars Coworker Card appeals to teams that communicate with banter rather than flowery language. You might use this when organizing a surprise lunch or signing a group card on the last day before they head out the door. It works best for people who have been part of the daily grind and understand that a missing star is a double entendre for both performance and departure. This style of farewell respects the bond without being overly emotional.
- What does the four-star rating symbolize in this context?
- The four yellow stars represent a high level of appreciation for the person's work skills, while the empty star serves as a visual pun for the text below. It implies that while they were amazing at their job, their decision to quit is the only reason they did not receive a perfect score, blending professional praise with personal frustration.
- Is this card suitable for a boss or a close friend?
- This design is best suited for peers or subordinates with whom you share a casual, joking relationship. The explicit language makes it inappropriate for superiors or formal HR contexts. It targets coworkers who view each other as friends first and employees second, ensuring the recipient understands the affection behind the edgy wording.
- When is the best time to give this farewell card?
- Send this during the final week of employment or at the immediate moment of departure. It fits into a group sign-off or a private exchange before they leave the building. Because the message focuses on the act of leaving, it loses its impact if given months later; the timing needs to match the energy of the exit.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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