1 / 3Going Away Humor Card: We Know You Will Be Missed
Going Away Humor Card says the office will miss them, and that it is going to suck without them. A cheeky send-off for a coworker.
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Going Away Humor Card shows “We know YOU will be missed. It is going to SUCK without you here.” The printed words promise a goodbye that stings a little, and that is the joke. It is a funny way to say the office will miss them, and you can give it with a grin, knowing they will get it.
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Artwork and lettering
The card is cream with a black message set in two styles. The opening line and the closing words are written in a flowing script that feels warm and polite. The words YOU and SUCK are set in heavy, blocky black capitals that dominate the page. That contrast makes the blunt word SUCK the focus. The layout is simple and clean, with no extra decoration, so the words carry the whole design. It is built around the feeling of a coworker leaving and the people left behind noticing the gap.
Made for this crowd
The people who notice this card first are the ones who worked alongside the person leaving. A team member sees the joke and knows exactly who is moving on. Friends who share the same office routine will laugh at the bluntness. It works for a manager, a colleague or a close work friend, and it suits anyone who prefers teasing to tears. When you write your name below the printed line, the card becomes a personal note from someone who will miss them.
Moments it suits
This card fits a farewell lunch, a last day in the office, or a card passed around before someone leaves. It also works when a coworker retires or starts a new job and the team wants to mark the moment with humor. Hand it over at the desk, slip it into a card collection, or read it aloud at a send-off. It makes the goodbye lighter while still showing that they will be missed.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The joke is that the office will miss the person leaving so much that things will suck without them. The word SUCK is set in heavy black capitals, so the blunt line lands as a grin. It turns a goodbye into a playful way of saying you matter to the team.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- It suits a coworker, team member or close work friend who is moving on to a new job or retiring. People who share the daily grind will get the teasing tone immediately. It is a good match for anyone who would rather laugh at a goodbye than sit through a sad speech.
- What occasions suit this card?
- This card fits a last day at the office, a farewell lunch, a retirement party or a new job send-off. You can also pass it around the team for signatures before someone leaves. It works well when the group wants to say goodbye with humor and affection.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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