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Funny New House Card that says “i know where you live” beside a little orange cottage ringed with bright wildflowers.
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Funny New House Card says exactly what it means: “i know where you live” is printed in playful lowercase right under a tiny orange cottage. The line is a wink, the sort of thing a close friend says while dropping off a casserole. It works for the person who just signed their first mortgage papers and still hasn't figured out where the thermostat is.
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The artwork explained
The main subject is a small, storybook house with a sloped red roof, a yellow-orange wall, and a chimney peeking over the top. Its windows are outlined in cream, and the front door is a warm brown with a little step. The house floats in an open space, so the eye goes to it first.
Around the cottage, loose watercolor wildflowers spill from every edge of the card. Peach blossoms, red buds, green leaves and sprigs of berries curl inward and frame the middle. Small pink hearts drift between the flowers, adding a soft touch to the joke.
The lettering is simple black lowercase script that reads easily from a few feet away. Its plain style keeps the attention on the drawing and the punchline. Together the house, the flowers and the words feel like a friendly welcome with a sly edge.
Who it suits best
People who notice the wink first are usually the ones who will laugh hardest. A friend who just bought a first home will recognize the joke right away, and so will a neighbor who has been waving across the fence for years. A roommate who finally moved into a place of their own will get the reference too.
The card fits best with someone you tease a little. It is a warm way to say that you are glad they are nearby, even if you are a bit nosy about their new front door.
When it fits
Housewarming parties are the obvious moment, and this card can sit on a kitchen counter among the snacks. It also works for moving-day gifts, when the boxes are still stacked in the hallway and everyone is tired.
You might also send it the week after someone gets the keys, so it arrives when the excitement is still fresh. It makes a lighthearted note tucked beside a plant or a bottle of wine.
- What does the message on this card mean?
- The line “i know where you live” is a playful joke that turns a new address into a friendly wink. It suggests you will be dropping by, maybe with food or a plant. Because it is written in lowercase and sits under a tiny orange cottage, it reads as cheeky rather than threatening, which is why it suits people who enjoy a good tease.
- Who is this card best for?
- It suits anyone who has just moved into a new home or apartment and has a sense of humor about it. Friends, neighbors and roommates who will recognize the wink are the best match. It also works for someone who has been bragging about their new place and deserves a little ribbing in return.
- What occasions suit this design?
- A housewarming party, a moving-day gift or a note sent right after someone gets their keys all fit well. You can also tuck it into a welcome basket with snacks or a plant. Its cozy watercolor flowers keep the mood warm, so it works for any early celebration of a new home.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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