1 / 3Fired Not Escorted Card for a Coworker Who Got Out Clean
Fired Not Escorted Card sends a dry congratulations for a clean exit, with bold black capitals on a white card for a coworker.
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Fired Not Escorted Card shows a plain white card with the words “CONGRATULATIONS ON LEAVING YOUR JOB WITHOUT BEING ESCORTED OUT OF THE BUILDING BY SECURITY.” printed in bold black capitals, and that line says the quiet part out loud. It reads as a dry pat on the back for anyone who walked out on their own feet, and it is made for the friends and coworkers who know how much that exit can mean.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Artwork and lettering
The design is pure text, centered in the middle of a white card with generous space around it. Thick black capitals stack into four lines, with the longest line in the middle and the shortest at the bottom, so the sentence forms a neat block. The ending period sits after the word SECURITY, which gives the joke its clipped finish. There are no pictures or decorations, so every bit of attention goes to the wording. Set against the gold envelope it comes with, the stark contrast makes the message easy to read from across a desk.
Made for this crowd
People who have lived through a messy workplace goodbye usually notice the line about security first, and they laugh because it is so close to the truth. The card speaks to coworkers, friends and former teammates who are glad to be finished with a job and want someone to acknowledge that. Fired Not Escorted Card gives you a light way to say well done without making the moment heavy, and it fits both people who left a bad situation and people who simply moved on.
Moments it suits
This card works well as a farewell gift when someone packs up their desk for the last time. It also fits a new-job celebration, where the joke can nod to a fresh start with a sense of humor. Slip it into a card stack for a team send-off, or hand it over at lunch when the office is buzzing with news. Keep it simple and let the bold black letters do the talking.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The joke congratulates the reader for leaving their job without being walked out of the building by security. It is a playful way of saying that a clean, dignified exit deserves celebrating. The contrast between a normal goodbye and the tense image of an escort makes the line land quickly and gives it a dry, friendly bite.
- Who will appreciate this design most?
- Coworkers, friends and former teammates who have been through a stressful or awkward workplace exit will likely enjoy it most. It also suits anyone who has a good sense of dark humor about office life. Because the tone is teasing rather than cruel, it works for people who like a little laughter about their careers.
- What occasions pair well with it?
- This card fits farewell parties, last-day desk send-offs and new-job celebrations. It can also be a fun addition to a team card stack when someone moves on. Pair it with a small treat or a coffee gift for a relaxed, lighthearted gesture that keeps the mood upbeat and gives the joke room to shine.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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