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Chasing Dreams Card for a Coworker Leaving the Team

Chasing Dreams Card is a funny farewell card with white handwriting on black that teases a coworker for choosing dreams over work.

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Blank inside — write your own noteKraft envelope includedFolded 5 × 7 in · Premium 350 gsm cardstock
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Chasing Dreams Card shows a handwritten message in white across a black front, and the words say putting your dreams before working with me, then close with a single blunt word. The joke works because it sounds like a real complaint from someone who will miss the person leaving, and it gives you a laugh instead of a sad goodbye. It is an easy way to say you will miss them without making the moment heavy.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

How the design is put together

The front is a plain black field with the lettering set in white, arranged in a loose stack that looks hand-drawn. The question marks and exclamation marks after the word me add a sense of exasperation that matches the tone. Near the bottom, the word rude sits alone with a short underline beneath it, giving the punchline its own space on the card. The lettering is bold and slightly uneven, which makes the message feel personal. Nothing else competes for attention, so the words carry the whole design. The kraft-colored envelope in the photo is a neutral backdrop and not part of the printed artwork. Together these pieces read as a quick, dry joke set in a clean and modern layout.

Who will enjoy it

This card suits the colleague who has been the steady presence on a team and is now heading off to a new role, a bigger opportunity, or a fresh start. The people who will get the joke are the ones who have sat near each other for years and traded jokes about deadlines and lunch breaks. You might send it to a manager, a desk neighbor, or someone from another department who always made the workday easier. Anyone who has ever tried to keep a coworker from leaving will recognize the sentiment. It is also a good fit for someone who prefers dry humor to sentimental cards.

For gifting

Give this card on a last day, tucked into a desk drawer or attached to a small farewell gift like a coffee mug or a pen. It also works at a leaving lunch, passed around so everyone can sign the blank inside. Use it when a teammate announces a new job and you want to mark the news with a laugh. The black front stands out on a desk, so the joke is easy to notice when the card is opened.

What does the wording on this card mean?
The printed line asks whether someone is putting their dreams ahead of working with the sender, then ends with the word rude. It is a playful complaint from a coworker who is sorry to see them go. The joke turns a farewell into something lighthearted, so the person leaving can laugh while still feeling appreciated by the team.
Who is this card best suited for?
This card suits a coworker who is leaving for a new job, a promotion, or a fresh start. It is especially good for someone who shared years of jokes, deadlines and lunch runs with you. People who appreciate dry, deadpan humor will enjoy the message more than sentimental wording, and it works for a manager, a peer, or a desk neighbor alike.
What occasions suit this card?
The card fits a last day in the office, a leaving lunch, or the moment a teammate announces a new role. You can also slip it into a farewell gift like a mug or pen. The blank inside gives everyone space to sign or add a personal memory, so it works well when the whole team wants to send one message together.
  • Premium 350 gsm cardstock
  • Full-color print on demand (front)
  • Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Printed to order
  • Paper weight: 350 g/m²
Size guide: folded card 5 × 7 in with kraft envelope

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