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Cat Eating Bird Card sends a deadpan goodbye with a cartoon cat holding a bird and a line that makes the send-off memorable.
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Cat Eating Bird Card shows “A little birdie told me you were leaving,” and the deadpan follow-up “So I ate it.” makes the goodbye both sweet and a little wicked. The cat turns a gentle phrase into a bit of cheeky mischief, so the card feels like a joke shared between you and the person leaving. It was made for the friend who always laughs at the dark stuff.
Note: the stickers shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.
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The design in detail
A yellow cartoon cat sits in the center of the card with a small gray bird clamped in its mouth. Its eyes are half-lidded, which gives it a smug, unbothered look that carries the joke. Tiny feathers drift across the ground beside it, so the scene reads as a quick snack. The line art is simple and bold, the kind you see in hand-drawn comics.
The printed text sits above and below the cat in clean black capital letters. The top line sets up the story, and the bottom line, with its underlined word, lands the punchline. The contrast between the soft setup and the blunt finish is the heart of the design. The layout is plain and uncluttered, so your eye goes straight to the cat and the words.
The design belongs to the world of cat humor, where cats are shown as cheerful troublemakers. It works for anyone who loves cats or appreciates a clever, slightly rude joke. The composition feels both playful and stylish, with nothing extra to distract from the line.
When it gets used
This card fits coworkers who are leaving a shared office, whether they are retiring, changing jobs, or moving across the country. It also suits a friend on a team that is breaking up, since you can pass it around the group. People who enjoy dry humor will catch the joke right away and laugh at the timing.
You might find it useful when a colleague says a quick goodbye at the end of a long week. The card gives you a way to send off someone with a grin instead of a stiff speech. It is the sort of thing that gets pinned to a cubicle or kept in a drawer as a reminder of a good laugh.
Good occasions
The card is a natural pick for a last-day goodbye, when everyone is signing a group card and you want yours to stand out. It also works for a going-away lunch or a small farewell party, where a single joke can break the ice. Slip it into a gift bag with a coffee mug or a bar of chocolate for an easy send-off.
It is also a good choice for a quiet moment, like leaving it on a desk before the person arrives. The card is offered in the Greeting Card style and the Natural color, so it fits a simple, low-key goodbye.
- What makes the punchline work?
- The card sets up a soft, poetic line about a little birdie sharing news, then drops in “So I ate it.” The shift from sweet to blunt is what makes people laugh. The cat with its smug half-closed eyes and the bird in its mouth reinforces the joke. Reading the words in order is part of the fun.
- Who will get this joke best?
- People who enjoy dry, slightly dark humor will get this card right away. It suits a coworker who always had a quick, unbothered sense of humor, or a friend who loves cat jokes. Anyone who has a soft spot for cheeky cartoons will likely smile when they open it, especially if they know your inside jokes.
- What is a good moment to hand it over?
- The best time is usually the last day in the office, when the team is gathering for a goodbye. You can also slip it onto a desk before the person arrives, so they find it with their coffee. It also works well at a farewell lunch, where a single laugh can lighten the mood for everyone.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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