Cat Blessing Card: A Grumpy Cat Under a Golden Mitre

Cat Blessing Card shows a gray cat wearing a tall golden mitre, and the printed words “I BLESS THIS MEOWAGE” turn a solemn church phrase into a joke about cat ownership. The cat's unimpressed stare suggests it expects the blessing to be handed over, not earned. This card is made for anyone whose cat runs the household and whose schedule bends around its nap times.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

The print at a glance

The cat sits in the center of the card with its head tipped slightly upward, and the gold mitre rises above its ears like a ceremonial hat. Its gray fur shades into white around the chest, and small pink nose and whiskers give it a sharp, judgmental look. Behind it, a blue draped fabric fills the lower right corner and frames the scene with bold, sweeping folds. Tiny gold sparkles float around the mitre and along the left side, adding a touch of ceremony to the picture. The printed words sit across the top in plain black capital letters, centered above the cat. Together the lettering and the image make the whole card read like a formal portrait with a cat as the main subject.

Who it is for

You will likely notice the stern cat face first, then the mitre, then the words above it. People who share their home with a cat tend to smile at once, because the expression looks so familiar. You might send this to a friend who has just taken on a rescue cat and now speaks about her as if she were the boss. It also fits someone who keeps a strict feeding schedule and a favorite blanket spot reserved for their pet. Anyone who has ever been looked down on by a cat for a late breakfast will get the joke right away.

Occasions to use it

This card suits a housewarming for someone whose first purchase was a cat tower, or a birthday for a friend who calls her cat her roommate. You could also tuck it into a gift for a new cat owner, along with a bag of treats. It works well as a light congratulations when a friend brings home a kitten or finishes a long run of cat-sitting. You can pick it as a card for many occasions. Available in a natural color style.