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Cartoon Cat Middle Fingers Card for Coworkers Who Are Leaving

Cartoon Cat Middle Fingers Card sends a smug kitty and a cheeky farewell line to a coworker who is moving on from your team.

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Cartoon Cat Middle Fingers Card shows a smug cartoon cat flashing both paws in the air, with “GOOD LUCK FINDING BETTER COWORKERS THAN US!” above it and “TRAITOR” below. The joke is playful: the cat is pretending to be cheerfully hurt that a teammate is moving on. It suits anyone whose office crew is about to lose a favorite person.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

A closer look at the print

The cat sits in the middle of the card with its legs spread and its tiny pink paws facing the viewer. Both front paws are raised, each showing a rude gesture, while its eyes stay half-lidded with a sly, satisfied look. The background is a bright modern office lounge with plants, tall windows and a red sofa, which keeps the focus on the cat.

The headline sits in a white block above the cat, with the words “GOOD LUCK FINDING” in smaller type and “BETTER COWORKERS THAN US!” in larger gold lettering. Beneath the cat, the single word “TRAITOR” is set in the same gold between two dashes. The lettering is bold and easy to read from across a room.

The overall style is a glossy, soft-rendered cartoon, the kind you would expect in a friendly animated film. It belongs to the world of office humor, where a teammate leaving the team is treated as a small betrayal and celebrated with a wink.

Who will love it

The people who get the most out of this card are the colleagues left behind: the team lead, the desk neighbor, the friend who ran the group chat. They notice the cat's smug face first, then read the bold words and laugh at the word “TRAITOR.”

It is made for the moment someone hands in their notice and the team is still in shock. Pass it around the break room and let everyone sign it. The card says what the group is thinking in a way that keeps the mood light.

It also works for a boss who is moving on, since the joke turns the goodbye into a friendly send-off rather than a formal speech.

Occasions and picks

This card fits a last day at the office, a farewell lunch or a retirement party. It also suits a promotion that takes a colleague out of your department. Slip it in with a small gift, such as a coffee or a candy bar, for a finishing touch.

For a quick send-off, sign it with a short note about what you will miss most. The cat does the teasing, so your words can be warm and personal.

What does the TRAITOR line add to the joke?
The single word “TRAITOR” turns a normal goodbye into a playful accusation. Paired with the cat's smug face and raised paws, it implies the coworker has switched sides, while everyone knows it is affectionate teasing. That contrast is what makes the card land with office friends who share the same sense of humor.
Who is this card best suited for?
This card suits a colleague, desk neighbor or boss who is leaving the team. It is most fun for people who spent years in the same office and enjoy a cheeky, teasing goodbye. It is less suited to a formal farewell, since the cat's rude gesture and the word TRAITOR keep the tone loud and friendly.
How can you pair this card with a gift?
Tuck the card with a small treat like a coffee gift card, a favorite snack or a mug filled with candy. The cat's sassy attitude makes it a natural match for a fun goodbye present. Sign it with a few personal words about what you will miss, so the joke and the thanks sit side by side.
  • Premium 350 gsm cardstock
  • Full-color print on demand (front)
  • Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Printed to order
  • Paper weight: 350 g/m²
Size guide: folded card 5 × 7 in with kraft envelope

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