Can I Have Your Stuff Card: A Farewell Joke for a Coworker

Can I Have Your Stuff Card shows a crying black cat with the printed words “FINE. LEAVE.” and “(can i have your stuff?)”, and those words say, in a teasing way, that the cat is sad to see you go but is already eyeing your belongings. Using this card puts a light, affectionate spin on a farewell, and it is made for coworkers who enjoy a bit of mock drama.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

What the design tells

The main subject is a round, dark gray cartoon cat with pointed ears, pink inner ears and a small pink nose. It sits upright and dabs its eyes with a white tissue while blue tears stream down its cheeks. Small blue drops float beside its head, which makes the sadness look exaggerated on purpose. Its tail curls out to one side, adding a bit of attitude to the pose.

Above the cat, the words “FINE. LEAVE.” appear in large, bold black capitals with rounded letters. Each word ends with a period, so the lines land like a flat, sarcastic announcement. Below the cat, the smaller line “(can i have your stuff?)” is written in a lowercase handwritten style, which makes it feel like a casual aside. The contrast between the heavy top text and the light bottom text gives the joke its rhythm.

The whole card is drawn in a simple, friendly cartoon style on a white background. The cat is the hobby, job and occasion in one: it is the emotional stand-in for a coworker who is sad to say goodbye but secretly wants the good desk supplies. Everything in the picture points to one joke, and the layout lets the cat, the words and the mood tell it together.

People who will use it

You will likely reach for this card when a coworker is leaving for a new job, moving to another office or heading into retirement. The cat sets the tone right away, so the recipient often laughs before reading the bottom line. It suits colleagues who joke around every day and would rather get a silly card than a sappy one.

The exact phrase, Can I Have Your Stuff Card, fits best when you are signing a shared card for the whole team. Someone can write a short note inside while the front does the teasing. It is also a good pick when you know your coworker has a dry sense of humor and enjoys being the target of a friendly roast.

In everyday office life, people tend to notice the card on a desk before the cake is cut. Passing it around the break room often starts a round of laughs and guesses about who gets the mug collection.

A small gift idea

The card works well as a farewell present tucked into a small bag with a snack or a pen set, so your coworker has something to open on their last day. Pairing it with a tiny treat turns the joke into a light, personal send-off.

You can also hand it over in a group circle, letting the recipient read the front aloud while everyone laughs at the cat. That moment, with the card held up for the room to see, is often the part your coworker remembers most.