Calico Cat Sunglasses Card for a Departing Coworker

Calico Cat Sunglasses Card shows a calico cat in dark shades giving two raised middle fingers, with the words “GOOD LUCK FINDING BETTER COWORKERS THAN US!” above and “TRAITOR” below. The joke lands because it is a teasing send-off between colleagues who clearly liked each other. It suits the coworker who is leaving the team and wants a laugh with the goodbye.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

What is printed on it

The cat sits front and center, drawn in simple black lines with patches of orange and white. Its cool sunglasses and cocked head give it a smug, unbothered look. Two small golden sparkles float beside it, as if it has just pulled off something clever.

Above the cat, the line “GOOD LUCK FINDING BETTER COWORKERS THAN US!” is set in tall, friendly capitals. Below it, the single word “TRAITOR” is printed in large, heavy letters that anchor the whole design. The contrast between the playful lettering and the bold final word gives the card its comic timing.

The overall style is clean and cartoonish, with plenty of white space so the words and the cat stand out. It reads like the kind of card a team might pass around the break room on someone's last afternoon.

Made for these people

The people who will notice this card first are the ones who know the joke already: the colleagues who sat near the departing person, shared lunches and teased each other across the cubicles. They will recognize the friendly rivalry in the wording and grin at the cat's attitude.

Signing it for a coworker leaving the company is the most natural use. You might write a short note on the back about what you will miss, or simply add your name under the printed line. It also works when a teammate is moving to a new department and everyone wants to send them off with a laugh.

The card suits a shared goodbye, where the whole group signs and the tone stays light. Its boldness makes it easy to pass around, and the teasing line keeps the mood warm rather than sad.

A gift idea that fits

Give this card alongside a small desk treat or a favorite snack on the colleague's last day. The cat and the joke make it a playful companion to a goodbye lunch or a cake in the break room.

It also pairs well with a card that says something sincere on the inside, so the funny front is followed by a heartfelt note. That combination lets the departing coworker enjoy the laugh first and the kind words second.