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Busy Cucumber Card sends a cheeky congrats on your new job, featuring one green cucumber and a playful printed line for coworkers.
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Busy Cucumber Card shows “CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW JOB” across the top, and the line “HOPE YOU'RE NOT AS BUSY AS A CUCUMBER IN A WOMEN'S PRISON” sits underneath, so the joke lands right away. It is a cheeky way to wish someone well, and it is made for the coworker, friend or family member who can laugh at a bit of rude humor.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The design in detail
A single green cucumber photo sits low on the card, angled slightly, and it is the only image on the front. Its smooth skin and bumpy texture are easy to spot, and it gives the card a playful focal point. The bold black lettering of the word CONGRATS dominates the top, with the rest of the message set in a lighter, simpler typeface below it. The printed words are the whole joke, so the layout keeps them large and clear. The cucumber is the punchline, placed where the eye lands after reading the line about being busy. Together the lettering and the vegetable make a clean, bold card that reads quickly.
When it gets used
People who start a new role often hear plenty of polite wishes, so a card with a sharper tone stands out. A coworker who gets the job you were hoping for, a friend who finally signed the offer, or a sibling heading into a demanding position can all appreciate the teasing. You might sign it and leave it on a desk on the first morning, or slip it into a card for a friend who loves dark humor. The cucumber makes it easy to pick out among the usual cards on the shelf.
Good occasions
This card suits a first day at a new office, a welcome note for a transfer or a congrats after a long job hunt. It also works for a going-away moment when a colleague moves on to a new employer. Pick it for someone with a dry sense of humor who will read the printed line twice before laughing.
- What is the joke on this card?
- The joke is in the printed line, which hopes you are not as busy as a cucumber in a women's prison. Paired with the single green cucumber photo, it turns a standard congrats into a cheeky laugh. The bluntness is the point, so it suits someone who enjoys rude or dark humor.
- Who will enjoy this card most?
- This card suits someone with a dry sense of humor who has just started a new job. A coworker, a close friend or a sibling who likes teasing will get the joke right away. It is less fitting for someone who prefers gentle, traditional sentiments.
- What occasions suit this card?
- It works well for a first day at a new office, a promotion, or a welcome note after a long job search. It also fits a farewell when a colleague moves to another employer. Leave it on a desk or slip it into an envelope for a laugh.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
$3.95 flat shipping per order, free on orders of $25 or more. Cards are printed to order: 2–4 business days to print and pack, then 3–5 business days in transit (5–9 business days in total). We ship within the United States only.
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