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Bladder Control Joke Card sends a playful congratulations on your pregnancy, with a sleepy cartoon baby and a wink about trips to the loo.
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Bladder Control Joke Card shows congratulations on your pregnancy, and the second line delivers a cheeky apology for the loss of bladder control. The sleepy baby and the words work together, so anyone who has felt that constant urge will get the joke right away. It is a warm, funny way to celebrate, and it is made for the friend who is laughing through every bathroom break.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
How the design is put together
The large white lettering sits across the top of a bright orange background, with the first line reading congratulations on your pregnancy and the second line tucked below the artwork. A pale cream circle frames a cartoon baby with closed eyes and rosy cheeks, wrapped in a yellow swaddle with stripes. A golden pacifier rests in the mouth, and a small curl of hair sits on the head. The baby has a soft shadow underneath, giving it a little weight on the page. The rounded, hand-drawn style keeps everything friendly and easy to read from across the room. The bold white text contrasts with the warm orange so the joke pops at first glance. Together, the sleepy baby and the playful lettering create a simple picture that says more with less.
Who will enjoy it
The first people to notice are usually the ones who have already lived through the early months of pregnancy, when every cup of water seems to end in a trip to the restroom. You can send this card to a friend who is expecting, a sister who is counting down the weeks, or a coworker who has been joking about the baby all week. It works just as well for someone who has laughed at the same jokes in their own pregnancy. Use it when the news is shared, when a shower is planned, or when you want to lighten the mood at a family dinner. Anyone who enjoys dry, cheeky humor will smile when they see the baby and read the apology.
For gifting
This card fits neatly into a baby shower gift or a small box of treats for the expecting parent. It is also a good way to celebrate a pregnancy announcement without making the moment too serious. Tuck it into a bag with snacks or a cozy blanket for an easy, thoughtful present. The card is offered as a greeting card in one natural color option, which keeps the focus on the joke itself.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The card opens with congratulations on your pregnancy, then pivots to sorry for the loss of your bladder control. It pokes fun at the constant trips to the bathroom that many expecting parents experience. The cartoon baby in its yellow swaddle makes the joke feel gentle and affectionate rather than harsh.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- This card suits friends, sisters, coworkers or relatives who are expecting and enjoy cheeky humor. It is especially fun for someone who has already joked about the bladder changes of pregnancy. The sleepy baby keeps it sweet enough for a shower or an announcement.
- How can you pair this card with a gift?
- You can tuck this card into a baby shower gift, a box of snacks or a soft blanket. The joke pairs well with a reusable water bottle or a comfortable cushion for long sits. The card adds a playful note that makes the present feel personal.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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